Kitty Empire 

Hail the conquering Kings

A storming show proves these church-raised, sex-crazed, good ole boys deserve their fans, writes Kitty Empire
  
  

Kings of Leon
Kitty Empire watches Kings of Leon at Brixton academy this week. Photograph: James McCauley / Rex Features Photograph: James McCauley/Rex Features

Kings of Leon
Brixton Academy, London SW9

Scientists have devised computer programmes to plot the likely spread of bird flu. Motorway managers have algorithms that can explain the wave patterns in bumper-to-bumper traffic. How is it, then, that no one has yet invented software with which to graph the spread of fandom? A computer screen filled with little coloured spores - in the style of Andrew Marr's Britain From Above, say - would reveal the progress of the Nashville-based Kings of Leon as an unpromising little cluster shooting out tentative, spidery beams
of light, and then culminating in a firework display.

Tonight's baying crowd finds the objects of their affections poised to go solar. There's Nathan Followill, the eldest brother, high up on a drum riser, his long hair tickling his beefy shoulders. From behind, Nathan could be a hippie Lothario version of Olympic man-dolphin Michael Phelps. Unlike most drummers, Nathan takes almost equal spotlight billing to singer Caleb Followill. In turn, Caleb thwarts the clichés about frontmen being show-offs and more charismatic than the rest of the band.

Having done away with the absurd Nigel Tufnel haircut he was sporting earlier this summer, Caleb's pared-back hair mirrors a quiet confidence. During the encore he gets the crowd to continue chanting the 'oh woah ohs' of 'Knocked Up' with just one tiny finger gesture. Savouring the moment, he wiggles his hips. That is the extent of his stagecraft. He used to sing like his trouser seams were cleaving his groin into steaks but now there's more guts to his voice, unmangling his delivery a little. Either side of Caleb are Followills Matthew and Jared, on lead guitar and bass respectively. The directional hair and rocking out falls mostly to them.

Behind Kings of Leon lies a successful Friday night headline spot at Glastonbury, when this notorious band of brothers-and-a-cousin officially revealed themselves to be one of Britain's favourite bands. Not bad for a bunch of chancers raised in the church blithely unaware of all rock music, who came into fashion in the wake of the Strokes.

Ahead of the Kings rises a weekend at the V Festival, culminating in their Chelmsford set tonight . Consolidation is a foregone conclusion. Against the odds, the Followills have proven they have substance as well as stylists. Each album has seen their musicianship doggedly flower and absorb influences as hungrily as a Venus flytrap. The moustaches that suggested some affinity with Southern rock heritage are long since shaved off. They are now pulling ahead of their peers the Killers, another American stadium indie band whose heartland examinations are more popular over here than over there. The Strokes could well end up supporting them in the future.

There are more changes. On the Kings' recent round of US gigs, girlfriends were on their tourbus, a change from the bacchanal of powders and STDs that characterised the band's early blossoming. Undeterred, Caleb blows kisses at the audience tonight and howls his way through the speed-country thump of 'Black Thumbnail', a rousing song about loveless sex and 'picking up speed'. At the other end of the set, 'Pistol of Fire' closes the tracklist with an extended, pared-back version of a previously forgettable song. You almost forget that the Kings are using a laughably simple metaphor for their penises here.

In a month's time Kings of Leon will release their fourth work, Only By The Night. Its title unwittingly apes Oasis (the lumpy syntax) but it sounds not too far off U2 in places. If all goes to plan, this light-greedy band are set to play under even brighter rigs. Tonight's relatively intimate Brixton gig sold out in three minutes. Their forthcoming O2 gig in December sold out in less than an hour. They've added another date at Wembley. More than 60,000 people downloaded a freebie of a new track when it was made available a couple of weeks ago.

That new track, 'Crawl', kicks off the set with a vibrant growl, taking Kings of Leon's trademark jitter-rock down to a sullen brood. There's a throwaway line in it about 'a crucified USA' - the jumping-off point for a limp theory that Only By The Night might be Kings of Leon's 'political' album. The notion that the Kings notice much about the world beyond the end of their members is amusing, given the content of their three albums thus far. Albums one and two were all about girls and hard partying. Album three covered girls, partying, heartbreak and (on 'Knocked Up') eloping with a bun in the oven. Politics? They aren't U2 - at least not yet.

Indeed, there's little reference to the African HIV/Aids crisis in another standout new song, 'Sex on Fire'. As the title suggests, Kings of Leon haven't finished with their favourite subject quite yet. Perhaps it's down to little more than the title, but there are hints here of Bruce Springsteen's 'I'm On Fire', and of a leaning toward widescreen anthems. 'Manhattan', meanwhile, is equable and consolatory, sounding nothing like them - which is always a useful skill to have in reserve.

As 'Charmer' - their Pixies tribute - swaps places with the deceptively upbeat jangle of 'Slow Nights, So Long', the show is unquestionably a success. But how is it that a band so unforthcoming onstage as Kings of Leon have arenas on their itinerary? How is it that a frontman as uncharismatic as Caleb Followill is so adored? Perhaps it is the way he picks up his water bottle to walk offstage, and then, stopping to wave at fans, pops it quite innocently between his legs, where it ceases to look like a water bottle, reminding everyone what their favourite band is all about.

 

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