Having ditched their high-street threads in favour of bling-bling designer vests, Blazin' Squad are taking their pop very seriously. And to prove it, they have stolen their parents' copy of Golden Hits of the 1970s.

Revolution adopts the stirring T-Rex riff of Children of the Revolution - over which the 10-strong crew sing with absolute apathy. Stop steals the piano melody of the Commodores' Easy. Here 4 Open slots bouncing R&B between a mock-classical piano intro and an operatic tenor. The lyrics have all the profundity a teenage boy can muster. Still Thinking About You warns they "ain't about to put down the mic for a girl". Great pop that is obscenely pleased with itself.